Title: The Answer Is Yes
Author: aka "Jake"
Rating: G 
Classification: 155 Words
Spoilers: "Per Manum " 

Summary: What's Mulder's IVF donation really worth? 

Disclaimer: Do these characters really belong to Chris Carter, FOX and 1013 Productions? If so, no copyright infringement intended. Fun, yes. Profit, no.

Authors Notes: This story was written in response to Haven's 155 Words "Extreme Possibilities" challenge. (December 2002) 

The Answer Is Yes
By aka "Jake"

Office visit (donor consult -- 1 hour): $100

Blood assays -- Hepatitis B&C, HIV 1&2, Syphilis: $145

Additional tests -- Gonorrhea Culture; Chlamydia, LCR probe: $70

Semen analysis -- Strict Criteria Morphology: $125.00 

Sperm count: $30.00 

Sperm wash: $85.00 

Density gradient centrifugation: $140.00

Split ejaculate analysis: $100.00
 
Semen Collection Device: $10.00

Baby for Scully: Priceless


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